Island Traveler Prints

'The Big Kahuna!'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Desert Island Meals.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'Thank-you God.'

Pina Coladas

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Vaccination Passport

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Desert Island Mishap

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

PIna Colada

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Island of Lost Guys.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Cometh the Cow!

Easter Candy Island.

Desert Island Fantasies

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"Phew, that was close."