Island Wanderer Gifts

Desert Island Rescue

Two Jewish temples on a desert island: one advertises it's "Orthodox congregation" while the other advertises it's "Reform Congregation".

'Now what?'

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'

'Excuse me,sir-those wouldn't happen to be your cigarette butts,would they?'

"I just don't know if I have the energy to meet new people."

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

Dreaming of a Desert Island.

"Looks like we're going to be here for a while. Better get started on a home owner's association."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"Oh no! My hay fever's starting!"

"Then there is the episode when Kirk and Spock get stuck on this planet...."

'Oh, how I miss home... the white sand of the beach... the palms... the blue water of the sea...'

'In two more weeks you'll be legally dead, so watch your step!'

'Dear diary, went to the beach again today.'

'Quite frankly George...I've a job to believe you are a female impersonator!'

Cow Eating Grass Hawaiian Skirt

Desert Island Whack-a-Mole.

"Well, at least things can't get any worse..."

Cycle Path on Desert Island

Desert Island Toothpicks

Island Breeze Scented Air Fresheners.

Underground Station

It's for them.

Under renovation - please excuse construction

Desert island meets climate change.

'I'm told the natives are quite technologically advances here - they worship Mark Zuckerberg.'

'Yes, I agree it's unfair there's only one tree with all this sand... can't you just drop it?'

'Guess who!'

Castaway hides from cruise ship

"Great kids. Never forget a holiday."

"Rona, I think it’s time we started seeing other people."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'