Aisle Wanderer Gifts

"Gah, they've had a refit."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'Thank-you God.'

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Bad for you but to die for

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Pina Coladas

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Desert Island BBQ

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'I blame global warming!'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'Arf! Arf!'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Introducing Piza Island.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'