Aisle Hunter Gifts

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

'Thank-you God.'

Bad for you but to die for

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"There's more inside."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Cometh the Cow!

"Phew, that was close."

Island of Lost Guys.

Easter Candy Island.

The Desert Island Package

Desert Island Dating.

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

Vacation Mobile

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.

"Sorry I've called last orders"

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

"Houston - we are landing in the crater now. . . on first viewing, this planet looks uninhabited. . ."

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

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