Oasis Hunter Gifts

Find your own mirage!

Meditation

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Tourist

Tourist in the desert

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

"Houston - we are landing in the crater now. . . on first viewing, this planet looks uninhabited. . ."

"There was this thing in the sky, and they shot me with this dart, and I couldn't move, and they did some experiments and then they left! I swear!!"

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."

Single Family Home Sanctuary

'It's not supposed to be a triple helix, is it?'

Mind Island

That looks like a golf ball.

Enemies of the Earth

Notice in desert - Wrong Cartoon Ahead

Leap of Faith

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

'You go ahead. I just don't feel like drinking this afternoon ...'

"I'm still looking, sir."

'That's alright Kenny, your dipstick says you've still got half a tank left...'

'Tell earth that we've discovered extraterrestrial life, and judging by their chess skills, they're highly intelligent.'

"Look! Here comes a job offer!"

"Don't worry, Officer Ripley. I'll have your little vermin caught in no time."

Desert oasis.

Liam Gallagher

'I think the bass are after frogs.'

Please Wait Here To be Served

Junk shop with the 'largest collection of NASA space shuttle debris in Texas!'

It will fit nicely into my oasis!

"I always wondered if UFO's were real!"