Adventure Hunter Gifts

Finishing Line

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Remote control pirate bully

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

The fate of the emigrant

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

The experienced backpacker.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"Cat box"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Tourists

Easter Island legs

You Are Here

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Beach con-man.

Desert Island Meals.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Cannonball!'

Bite out of fishing pier.