Adventure Hunter Gifts

Finishing Line

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Remote control pirate bully

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

The fate of the emigrant

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

The experienced backpacker.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Tourists

"Cat box"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Easter Island legs

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

You Are Here

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Desert Island Meals.

Beach con-man.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'Cannonball!'