Adventure Taker Gifts

Karaoke on the Greyhound.

"Let's try it. We won't tell them we're flies."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Remote control pirate bully

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

The fate of the emigrant

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

The experienced backpacker.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Tourists

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"Cat box"

Easter Island legs

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Desert Island Meals.

Beach con-man.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Cannonball!'