Journey Taker Gifts

"So you don't want to come along?"

The experienced backpacker.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

World Tour.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

The Lost World: You are Here

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

Filling up.

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Discomfort zone.

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

The Finding Yourself Hour.

'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with worrying that you forget something."

'Backseat driver...'

The Chicken of the North

'Closed.'

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

The bus home.

'I think we took a wrong turn at Sodom or Gomoorah.'