Detour Taker Gifts

'Nowhere fast, next right.'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

Man Walking Towards His Goal.

"So you don't want to come along?"

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Road Construction.

'I think we took a wrong turn at Sodom or Gomoorah.'

"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?"

I get my kicks on route 66! No other man shall go through!

Susan unexpectedly found herself living life in the fast lane due to a road detour.

Bike

Karaoke on the Greyhound.

Roads.

By the Card

Road Closed: Next Left: Nowhere in particular.

Detour Sign

All Roads Closed for Repair

'It never fails: The shortest distance between two points is always under construction.'

Detour 50c.

A car takes a detour to the 'New Normal'.

'Hang on a minute, Doc, these certificates are for veterinary medicine!'

'I might not pass the test these days, but you wouldn't pass your girl-guide map reading test these days either.'

'It's a new Rupert Murdoch production -- the 'Things You're Better Off Not Knowing' channel.'

Amazing.

Detour: Proceed at your own risk and gas cost.

'It's Sunday. I'm calling for a separation of church and sports.'

"Let's try it. We won't tell them we're flies."

Construction ahead detour.

Detour