Detour Navigator Gifts

Roads.

Detour

Amazing.

Construction ahead detour.

All Roads Closed for Repair

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

The Fast Lane.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

Cars.

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

Road Construction.

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

Urban transport and speeding accidents

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

"Nice putt."

Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s personal hell.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot holes!'

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

"There are some folks waiting to play through."