Distraction Navigator Gifts

Displacement activities for people who work from home...

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

Pizza time.

"This translation app isn't working."

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"I try to lay low after making unpopular business decisions."

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

"Sorry I'm late - my Uber driver turned out to be the Google Maps guy."

The Keyboard

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

"I tried working at home, but my wife didn't like me performing colonoscopies in the dining room."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

"Unless you have a 13 year-old running around, I strongly recommend you buy the 1 year technical support."

"Yes, Megan, it's book. Think of each page as a screen."

"You destination is around the next curve."

Close all your windows please.

Google Earth, Google Peet

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"

'Hi, Pam, I'm Dave from tech support online. Just hit these three keys and your back in business!'

Navigation App Activated: Start: Bedroom, Destination: Bathroom, Option: Shortest Way.

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

'Who needs to learn Geography anymore when we have Google Earth?!'

'Due to budget cuts, our school is not distributing report cards. They are available online for download. Luckily, I'm the only one in my family that is computer literate, not that I'll make changes or anything...'

Exit Code

I'm sorry, your honor, I'm a little distracted. Would it be okay if I were to continue questioning the witness via cell phone from the hall?

"Recalculating."

Upload/Download Elevator

Email Rain

Easily fooled, Andy is once again picked off at first base.

Fake Muse