Home Distraction Navigator Gifts

"I tried working at home, but my wife didn't like me performing colonoscopies in the dining room."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

Guru.

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

E=Equals

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

"It's funny how that works. It doesn't matter where I am in the house... I can always tell when the novel isn't going well."

Working from home.

Working from Home with Kids

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

"Did he sleep through the night again?"

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. III

"Found it! The cat was using it as a pillow."

Fake Muse

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

Are you calling 911?!

Miss Manners: Inappropriate and Appropriate.

"I am doing my homework, but it's hard not to get distracted in this click-bait media environment."

Sat Nav - Directions Through The House.

Productivity for those working in their pyjamas has plummeted with the viral increase in delivery can traffic across the pandemic...

A "balanced diet" means balancing what's left to cook with what's clean enough to cook it in.

"Don't forget to empty the dish washer."

Facebook - You have 17 requests to get on with your work.

"Why are there hoofprints on the toilet seat?"

"Go to work, I'll find out why Mom is agitated."

'He has weapons of mass destruction.'

Displacement activities for people who work from home...

"When we have the management video conference tomorrow, perhaps you guys could pretend to respect me as my wife will be in ear shot!"

"Hang on...I think you're losing me."

"Oh, no, I forgot to shred the toilet paper!"