"Don't forget to empty the dish washer."
Digital Distraction Navigator Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who masterfully manages digital chaos? Our collection celebrates the digital distraction navigator—quirky mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints designed to add humor and personality to their tech-filled days. These creative items are perfect for those who juggle screens and pixels with wit and style, making their digital domain a little more fun and a lot more personal.
Screen Time vs Book Time
"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."
"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."
Guru.
"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."
"This translation app isn't working."
"DID YOU SEND THIS?"
The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.
E=Equals
A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone
"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"
Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center
"Sorry I'm late - my Uber driver turned out to be the Google Maps guy."
"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"
"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."
"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."
"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"
"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."
"I tried working at home, but my wife didn't like me performing colonoscopies in the dining room."
"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."
"Please wait while I load up software you'll never use and stick random icons all over the place."
"Yes, Megan, it's book. Think of each page as a screen."
"Unless you have a 13 year-old running around, I strongly recommend you buy the 1 year technical support."
Navigation App Activated: Start: Bedroom, Destination: Bathroom, Option: Shortest Way.
Close all your windows please.
Google Earth, Google Peet
"You destination is around the next curve."
There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?
'Hi, Pam, I'm Dave from tech support online. Just hit these three keys and your back in business!'
'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!
'Who needs to learn Geography anymore when we have Google Earth?!'
'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'
'Due to budget cuts, our school is not distributing report cards. They are available online for download. Luckily, I'm the only one in my family that is computer literate, not that I'll make changes or anything...'
Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.
Digital Distraction Navigator Gifts Collection
Digital Distraction Navigator Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for digital distraction navigators—witty designs that energize mornings and honor their multitasking mastery.
Digital Distraction Navigator Pillows
Find cozy pillows that add personality and comfort to any digital space—ideal for the digital distraction navigator who loves a bit of fun.
Digital Distraction Navigator Prints
Brighten up the digital workspace with prints that showcase their tech-savvy spirit with humor and style.
Digital Distraction Navigator T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that celebrate digital multitasking with humor and flair—perfect for the digital distraction navigator in your life.