Digital Distraction Escapee Gifts

Screen Time vs Book Time

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Guru.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cellphones or video games."

Computer Gamers.

EEEEEEEEEEEE-Mail

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

"Nope. I came here to relax and not check my messages."

Your computer says "work," but your skin says "Facebook."

Family separated by the Internet

Sell me your souls and I'll make all cell phones and computers go away."

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

'Could you ask me how school was later? Right now I'm off-line.'

'Dad, can I speak to you, offline, about father son bonding?'

Are you calling 911?!

"Don't forget to empty the dish washer."

"I am doing my homework, but it's hard not to get distracted in this click-bait media environment."

'I'm busy flinging birds at pigs, go away.'

Facebook - You have 17 requests to get on with your work.

"Am I the only one who can see that sign?"

"No cell phone, no e-mails... boy, I've never felt so free1"

"Any luck?" "No, I can't get a wifi signal, either."

"Don't Look At it! It's A Listicle!"

'The doctor will see you shortly. He has a few hundred email jokes he has to forward.'

Hit escape!

"Mindlessly scrolling through social media hasn't solved any of my problems."