Digital Distraction Aficionados Gifts

"You need to get out here – we just had another texting-while-walking mishap."

Screen Time vs Book Time

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

Smartphone Sonogram

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"I virtually finished my homework."

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

'Here you go, Miss Harris, all my homework is here on my smart phone!'

"Of course you can't sleep – I told you not to watch squirrel videos right before bed."

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

'I'd like to discuss your child's inability to interact with other children around him.'

Free WiFi On-Board

Maybe we should put away our phones - she's trying to text on a cracker.

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

Family separated by the Internet

'They start texting so young these days,'

The AdRams Family no.33 - The AdRams family

Are you calling 911?!

"This is a computer problem, Grandpa. I don't think you can help me."

'Call me soft, but I miss the old traditions.'

"I am doing my homework, but it's hard not to get distracted in this click-bait media environment."

'I'm busy flinging birds at pigs, go away.'

Facebook - You have 17 requests to get on with your work.

'Well, I'll sign your kindle version if you want me to, but won't that ruin the viewing area?'

"Am I the only one who can see that sign?"

'I'm sorry, Michael, but I need some cyberspace.'

"Any luck?" "No, I can't get a wifi signal, either."

"Don't Look At it! It's A Listicle!"

'The doctor will see you shortly. He has a few hundred email jokes he has to forward.'

'Can't you take out the trash, Mom? ? I'm busy deleting junk e-mail.'

'Let me know if I am distracting you.'