Digital Distraction Aficionados Gifts

"You need to get out here – we just had another texting-while-walking mishap."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Screen Time vs Book Time

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

Smartphone Sonogram

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"I virtually finished my homework."

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

'Here you go, Miss Harris, all my homework is here on my smart phone!'

"Of course you can't sleep – I told you not to watch squirrel videos right before bed."

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

'I'd like to discuss your child's inability to interact with other children around him.'

The AdRams Family no.33 - The AdRams family

Family separated by the Internet

Free WiFi On-Board

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

"This is a computer problem, Grandpa. I don't think you can help me."

'Call me soft, but I miss the old traditions.'

'I'm busy flinging birds at pigs, go away.'

"I am doing my homework, but it's hard not to get distracted in this click-bait media environment."

Facebook - You have 17 requests to get on with your work.

"Am I the only one who can see that sign?"

'The doctor will see you shortly. He has a few hundred email jokes he has to forward.'

"Don't Look At it! It's A Listicle!"

"Any luck?" "No, I can't get a wifi signal, either."

'I'm sorry, Michael, but I need some cyberspace.'

'Can't you take out the trash, Mom? ? I'm busy deleting junk e-mail.'

'Let me know if I am distracting you.'

"Hang on...I think you're losing me."