Digital Escapee Gifts

'Dad, can I speak to you, offline, about father son bonding?'

"No cell phone, no e-mails... boy, I've never felt so free1"

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

Screen Time vs Book Time

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

Cyber Dream

"At last - no Trump."

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

Hot Towel Web Service

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

'You can't avoid death...You can't avoid taxes...and you can't avoid having your name on computerized mailing lists.'

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

Computer Gamers.

EEEEEEEEEEEE-Mail

'It's okay. I can telecommute.'

Bob had trouble connecting with nature, whereas nature seemed to have no trouble at all connecting with Bob.

'Look, I just expect more from a muse.'

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

"The feds wanted to put me in witness protection, but after they saw what you did with my website, they figured you could hide me better."

"I’ve recently started self-medicating with viral pet videos."

Family separated by the Internet

"Please excuse my husband his media bubble just burst."

'Ah, for the good old days when geologists worked outdoors.'

'Could you ask me how school was later? Right now I'm off-line.'

"I thought you were supposed to be user-friendly!"

'You know what I just noticed about playing outside? No pop-up windows.'