Digital Escapee Gifts

'Dad, can I speak to you, offline, about father son bonding?'

"No cell phone, no e-mails... boy, I've never felt so free1"

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

Screen Time vs Book Time

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

Cyber Dream

"When catch-up TV finally catches up"

"At last - no Trump."

Hot Towel Web Service

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

Computer Gamers.

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

'You can't avoid death...You can't avoid taxes...and you can't avoid having your name on computerized mailing lists.'

What's with our son? For once he's not online. I dealt with him. He's steaming mad. What did you do? I handled his addiction to texting, IM-ing, games and Facebook with calm maturity. Dad! Where did you hide my laptop?!! Modern maturity.

EEEEEEEEEEEE-Mail

'Look, I just expect more from a muse.'

'It's okay. I can telecommute.'

Bob had trouble connecting with nature, whereas nature seemed to have no trouble at all connecting with Bob.

"Please excuse my husband his media bubble just burst."

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

Your computer says "work," but your skin says "Facebook."

"The feds wanted to put me in witness protection, but after they saw what you did with my website, they figured you could hide me better."

"I’ve recently started self-medicating with viral pet videos."

Family separated by the Internet

'Ah, for the good old days when geologists worked outdoors.'

'Could you ask me how school was later? Right now I'm off-line.'