Digital Castaway Gifts

'It's okay. I can telecommute.'

Day 68: Still seeing lackluster traffic on my 'Life on a Desert Island' blog."

Castaway uses a PC instead of a bottle.

Desert Island Meals.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Screen Time vs Book Time

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Cyber Dream

Hot Towel Web Service

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Drawing on an island.

"When catch-up TV finally catches up"

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"At last - no Trump."

Desert Planet

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

'Ready or Not here I come.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."