Castaway Creative Gifts

'Don't you think a boat would have been more appropriate?'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

Drawing on an island.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"Whataya mean you have writer's block?"

"At last - no Trump."

'You have a friend request.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

BARBER

'It's okay. I can telecommute.'

Robinson le Creusot

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

Island appears, castaway follows.

Man on a desert island with only one palm tree making it impossible to hang a hammock.

'Seafood Only.'

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

"Don't worry, it isn't yours."

'Before you came along I was beginning to forget what a woman looked like!'