Castaway Cosplayer Gifts

'Looks like the tide flowed out while we were sleeping.'

'Hi guy. What's your handicap?'

Desert Island Meals.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

God in the bunker.

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Desert Planet

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

Drawing on an island.

"At last - no Trump."

"Delivery."

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"Whataya mean you have writer's block?"

'You have a friend request.'

'I'm willing to relocate.'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

BARBER

Desert Island in the midst of a lawn dotted with 'Keep of the Grass' signs.

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"