Castaway Gifts

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Desert Island Meals.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Fall on a desert island

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

What luck!

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Drawing on an island.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

Desert Planet

"I spy something blue."

"At last - no Trump."

'I'm willing to relocate.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'Ready or Not here I come.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

BARBER

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

'It's okay. I can telecommute.'

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

Castaway with nothing to do.

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

Desert Island: 'Offer Lessons of Meditation.'

Island appears, castaway follows.