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Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Desert Island Meals.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Fall on a desert island

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

What luck!

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"At last - no Trump."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Drawing on an island.

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"I spy something blue."

Desert Planet

"Whataya mean you have writer's block?"

'I'm willing to relocate.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'Ready or Not here I come.'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

BARBER

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

"This'll be our first Christmas together."

'It's okay. I can telecommute.'

Castaway with nothing to do.

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

Space Junk

Island appears, castaway follows.