Castaway Musician T-Shirts

Musician busking for fish.

Desert Island Meals.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Fall on a desert island

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Desert Planet

"Whataya mean you have writer's block?"

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"I spy something blue."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"At last - no Trump."

Drawing on an island.

'You have a friend request.'

'I'm willing to relocate.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

BARBER

Hell on trio island

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'