Castaway Cosplayer T-Shirts

'Looks like the tide flowed out while we were sleeping.'

'Hi guy. What's your handicap?'

Desert Island Meals.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"At last - no Trump."

Drawing on an island.

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"Delivery."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

Desert Planet

'You have a friend request.'

'I'm willing to relocate.'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'Ready or Not here I come.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

BARBER

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

Desert Island in the midst of a lawn dotted with 'Keep of the Grass' signs.

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'