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Golfing across the islands.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

Desert Planet

"Whataya mean you have writer's block?"

Arabian island

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

'You have a friend request.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

BARBER

'Wow! I hope I'm not hallucinating again... What vision of beauty stands before me?'

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

Space Junk

Man on a desert island with only one palm tree making it impossible to hang a hammock.

'Seafood Only.'

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

The next few years would be very litigious,

'Looks like the tide flowed out while we were sleeping.'

"So how long will it take to grow?"

"Wow! A secret admirer!"

Desert Island Game

Wind turbine island...

'The signal is still weak. I'm gonna move just a little closer...'

'LAND!'

"Go deep."

'You had enough power in our cell phone to make one last call, and instead of getting us rescued, you cancel your tee-time?'

Island with sail.

"This'll be our first Thanksgiving together."