Comedic Castaway Mugs

Golfing across the islands.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

Arabian island

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

Desert Planet

'You have a friend request.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

BARBER

'Wow! I hope I'm not hallucinating again... What vision of beauty stands before me?'

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

Space Junk

'Seafood Only.'

Man on a desert island with only one palm tree making it impossible to hang a hammock.

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

The next few years would be very litigious,

"So how long will it take to grow?"

'Looks like the tide flowed out while we were sleeping.'

Wind turbine island...

Desert Island Game

"Wow! A secret admirer!"

'The signal is still weak. I'm gonna move just a little closer...'

'LAND!'

'You had enough power in our cell phone to make one last call, and instead of getting us rescued, you cancel your tee-time?'

"Go deep."

'Oh, it's from my new pen pal on the other island.'

'It's from a couple of poor slobs on another island.'