Castaway Comic Mugs

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'You had enough power in our cell phone to make one last call, and instead of getting us rescued, you cancel your tee-time?'

Desert Island Meals.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Whataya mean you have writer's block?"

"At last - no Trump."

Drawing on an island.

Desert Planet

'You have a friend request.'

'I'm willing to relocate.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Desert Island Books

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'Ready or Not here I come.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

BARBER

"This'll be our first Christmas together."