Castaways Mugs

'Sorry, pal -- no third parties!'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Desert Planet

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Whataya mean you have writer's block?"

Drawing on an island.

"At last - no Trump."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'I'm willing to relocate.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

BARBER

Hell on trio island

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

"Don't worry, it isn't yours."

Man on a desert island with only one palm tree making it impossible to hang a hammock.

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

'I'm sorry I don't date people from other islands!'

Space Junk

Island appears, castaway follows.