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'Sorry, pal -- no third parties!'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Desert Planet

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Drawing on an island.

"At last - no Trump."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'I'm willing to relocate.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

BARBER

Hell on trio island

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."

Island appears, castaway follows.

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

"Don't worry, it isn't yours."

'I'm sorry I don't date people from other islands!'

'Before you came along I was beginning to forget what a woman looked like!'

Space Junk

Man on a desert island with only one palm tree making it impossible to hang a hammock.