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'You'll ruin that palm if you keep on!'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

Drawing on an island.

"At last - no Trump."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

Desert Island in the midst of a lawn dotted with 'Keep of the Grass' signs.

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

"Okay, now we just wait for the wind to pick up!"

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

Man on a desert island with only one palm tree making it impossible to hang a hammock.

"Don't worry, it isn't yours."

'I'm sorry I don't date people from other islands!'

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

Island appears, castaway follows.

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OUT TO LUNCH sign hanging on a palm tree on a desert island.

"You're a bottlenose dolphin – find me a bottle!"