Castaway Dreams T-Shirts

Goalkeeper on a desert island.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Fall on a desert island

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Desert Island Fantasies

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Best friends without borders.

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"I spy something blue."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Desert Planet

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

Drawing on an island.

"At last - no Trump."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Message in a Plastic Bottle

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"Sorry I've called last orders"

'Now blow like hell!'

'Gosh, who'd have guessed that when I said I'd have my people call your people, they'd come up with something like THIS?'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

"I just feel like a cliche."

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

Castaway with nothing to do.

"Don't worry, it isn't yours."