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"Have you been here long?"

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Fall on a desert island

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"At last - no Trump."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Drawing on an island.

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

Desert Planet

"I spy something blue."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."

Castaway with nothing to do.

'Before you came along I was beginning to forget what a woman looked like!'

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

Space Junk

Island appears, castaway follows.

"Right, so when Netflix want our story we’ll ask for 15% plus..."

Man on a desert island with only one palm tree making it impossible to hang a hammock.

"Don't worry, it isn't yours."

Sand television