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'I wish you'd stop playing hard to get, Brenda.'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Fall on a desert island

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"I think we should see other people."

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

'It's for you.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

God in the bunker.

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Drawing on an island.

"Delivery."

"At last - no Trump."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"I spy something blue."

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

Desert Planet

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

Castaway with nothing to do.

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

"Okay, now we just wait for the wind to pick up!"

Space Junk

Island appears, castaway follows.

Man on a desert island with only one palm tree making it impossible to hang a hammock.