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'I wish you'd stop playing hard to get, Brenda.'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Fall on a desert island

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"I think we should see other people."

'It's for you.'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"Delivery."

Drawing on an island.

"At last - no Trump."

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

Desert Planet

"I spy something blue."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."

Castaway with nothing to do.

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

"Don't worry, it isn't yours."

Man on a desert island with only one palm tree making it impossible to hang a hammock.

Space Junk

Island appears, castaway follows.