Love-struck Castaway T-Shirts

'It's for you.'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Fall on a desert island

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

Lost in Admiration

'I fall in love so fast, so I carry these flowers around all the time...'

"I spy something blue."

Desert Planet

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"Delivery."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

They were young and in love, and Harold would spend whole weekends counting the freckles on Arlene's back, Of course they were also incredibly stupid,,, Arlene only had seven freckles,

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

Castaway with nothing to do.

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."

Man on a desert island with only one palm tree making it impossible to hang a hammock.

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

'Before you came along I was beginning to forget what a woman looked like!'

Space Junk

'Get up before you embarrass yourself.'

"Right, so when Netflix want our story we’ll ask for 15% plus..."

"Clear!"

"If you feel the hear pounding rush of first love, all your doctor."

"Of course I wasn't exposed to harmful pesticides as a child. Funny question."

Ice Cream Romance

'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.'

"Told you the tree needed trimming."

'The tide is coming in, you've missed the post.'

'LAND!'

I am saved!

'I can't be your Valentine right now, but I'll put your name on a waiting list.'