Love-struck Castaway Gifts

'It's for you.'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Fall on a desert island

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

God in the bunker.

Lost in Admiration

'I fall in love so fast, so I carry these flowers around all the time...'

"Delivery."

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"I spy something blue."

Desert Planet

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

They were young and in love, and Harold would spend whole weekends counting the freckles on Arlene's back, Of course they were also incredibly stupid,,, Arlene only had seven freckles,

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."

Castaway with nothing to do.

Man on a desert island with only one palm tree making it impossible to hang a hammock.

'Before you came along I was beginning to forget what a woman looked like!'

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

'Get up before you embarrass yourself.'

"Clear!"

"Right, so when Netflix want our story we’ll ask for 15% plus..."

Space Junk

"If you feel the hear pounding rush of first love, all your doctor."

"Of course I wasn't exposed to harmful pesticides as a child. Funny question."

'The tide is coming in, you've missed the post.'

'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.'

"Told you the tree needed trimming."

Ice Cream Romance

'LAND!'

I am saved!