Castaway Lovers Gifts

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."

Fall on a desert island

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

God in the bunker.

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

'It's for you.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Delivery."

"At last - no Trump."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

"I spy something blue."

Drawing on an island.

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Arabian island

'I'm willing to relocate.'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

Desert Island in the midst of a lawn dotted with 'Keep of the Grass' signs.

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

Castaway with nothing to do.

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

"Don't worry, it isn't yours."

"Right, so when Netflix want our story we’ll ask for 15% plus..."