Love-struck Dreamer Gifts

'I can't be your Valentine right now, but I'll put your name on a waiting list.'

'I fall in love so fast, so I carry these flowers around all the time...'

'Get up before you embarrass yourself.'

'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Romance

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Robocop and Juliet.

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Quantum Psychic

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

'Romeo and Julietta'

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

Sinking with your heart

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Awkward First Dates

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

You're the cream in my coffee.

'Can we move over there?'

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication