Love-struck Artist Gifts

Romantic Painter

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

'It's for you.'

Lost in Admiration

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

'I fall in love so fast, so I carry these flowers around all the time...'

"It's not what you think."

Artist painting a lightening bolt that is about to strike him.

'Hollywood pharmacy: 'Thank you! Have a paparazzi - filled day!'

Valentine's day...The good news is that I don't think it's contagious.

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

Snake Charmer

They were young and in love, and Harold would spend whole weekends counting the freckles on Arlene's back, Of course they were also incredibly stupid,,, Arlene only had seven freckles,

'No, Kevin. It wasn't romantic and it isn't the thought that counts!'

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

"If you feel the hear pounding rush of first love, all your doctor."

"Clear!"

'Get up before you embarrass yourself.'

'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.'

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

Unlucky sculpture.

'I'm not sure we can trust these results, Miss Utley -- the diagnostic computer seems to have fallen in love with you.'

"You're still pulling back too hard on the bowstring"

Ice Cream Romance

'I can't be your Valentine right now, but I'll put your name on a waiting list.'

Andrew Garfield

'You made that divot deliberately.'

Man Locked in a Heart

May I see you again sometime?

Art Perks...

'Actually, this is very common around Valentine's Day'

'Listen Darling, they're playing our song!'