Love-struck Artist Gifts

Romantic Painter

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

Lost in Admiration

'It's for you.'

'I fall in love so fast, so I carry these flowers around all the time...'

"It's not what you think."

Artist painting a lightening bolt that is about to strike him.

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

Valentine's day...The good news is that I don't think it's contagious.

'Hollywood pharmacy: 'Thank you! Have a paparazzi - filled day!'

They were young and in love, and Harold would spend whole weekends counting the freckles on Arlene's back, Of course they were also incredibly stupid,,, Arlene only had seven freckles,

Snake Charmer

'No, Kevin. It wasn't romantic and it isn't the thought that counts!'

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

"If you feel the hear pounding rush of first love, all your doctor."

"Clear!"

'Get up before you embarrass yourself.'

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

Ice Cream Romance

'I'm not sure we can trust these results, Miss Utley -- the diagnostic computer seems to have fallen in love with you.'

Unlucky sculpture.

"You're still pulling back too hard on the bowstring"

'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.'

'I can't be your Valentine right now, but I'll put your name on a waiting list.'

May I see you again sometime?

'You made that divot deliberately.'

Man Locked in a Heart

Art Perks...

'Actually, this is very common around Valentine's Day'

'Listen Darling, they're playing our song!'

"Doggone it, Penelope, I'm crazy about you! I'm begging you, please, please don't divorce me!"