Love-struck Shelf Stacker Gifts

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

Mysteries.

Lost in Admiration

'I fall in love so fast, so I carry these flowers around all the time...'

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

Jobs for graduates

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

Valentine's day...The good news is that I don't think it's contagious.

Other Fiction

"Hmmm?!"

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

Bookshop Adventure

Snake Charmer

Library Waiting to Happen

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

"We no longer shelve gay fiction separately. It's been assimilated."

Fiction/Non Fiction/A Toss Up.

"Clear!"

"If you feel the hear pounding rush of first love, all your doctor."

'Get up before you embarrass yourself.'

"I'm still looking, sir."

Nonviolent Clue.

Dogs as bookends.

I did it my way.