Love-struck Shelf Stacker Mugs

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Mysteries.

Lost in Admiration

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

'I fall in love so fast, so I carry these flowers around all the time...'

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

Jobs for graduates

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

"Hmmm?!"

Other Fiction

Valentine's day...The good news is that I don't think it's contagious.

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

Snake Charmer

Library Waiting to Happen

Bookshop Adventure

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

Book Store. I'm looking for a book on remodeling kitchen cabinets. Ah --- A "shelf-improvement" book!

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

Fiction/Non Fiction/A Toss Up.

"We no longer shelve gay fiction separately. It's been assimilated."

"Poor chap has just discovered his daughter has got in to medical school!"

'Get up before you embarrass yourself.'

"If you feel the hear pounding rush of first love, all your doctor."

"Clear!"

DadMomSisBrother Stockings. Brother's has a hole in the toe.

Nonviolent Clue.

"I'm still looking, sir."

Dogs as bookends.