Shelf Stocker Sympathizer Mugs

"You greedy selfish little git."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Multi-Generational Books

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

A centipede's Christmas stockings

Mysteries.

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

Jobs for graduates

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

"The season finale of the world is near."

Christmas Cow.

"Hmmm?!"

Other Fiction

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

Library Waiting to Happen

Bookshop Adventure

Book Store. I'm looking for a book on remodeling kitchen cabinets. Ah --- A "shelf-improvement" book!

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

Fiction/Non Fiction/A Toss Up.

"We no longer shelve gay fiction separately. It's been assimilated."

"Poor chap has just discovered his daughter has got in to medical school!"

DadMomSisBrother Stockings. Brother's has a hole in the toe.

Murder mystery bookshelf falls on passerby.

"Perhaps someone who lived life a bit less fully."

"I'm still looking, sir."

Nonviolent Clue.

Dogs as bookends.

Hammer Drill

I did it my way.

'I'm just adding to my collection of figurines.'