Love-struck Learner Mugs

"You're still pulling back too hard on the bowstring"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

Lost in Admiration

'I fall in love so fast, so I carry these flowers around all the time...'

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

Valentine's day...The good news is that I don't think it's contagious.

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

"The fact that you rely on a teleprompter is a good indication that you need to work on your communication skills."

"You have to give the younger colleagues the opportunity to fly on their own."

'It's nice that you've learned to tie your shoes, but you're really too young to quit while you're ahead.'

"Yes I do like intelligent women - what a stupid question!"

"Lately she refers to me as her 'insignificant other'."

Snake Charmer

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

Maria Montessori

"My brain can no longer maintain the intense neural activity of infatuation."

'Get up before you embarrass yourself.'

"If you're going to go down that road, be prepared for two-way traffic."

'Sorry I didn't call after our first date. I thought I'd go to college, law aschool and work for awhile to impress you enough so you'd go out with me again.'

"Almost 30 percent of teachers assign extra reading during Hispanic Heritage Month."

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

"A school's purpose is to excite, engage and stimulate its students' minds...or so I'm told."

The trouble with education is everyone knows how to teach, but nobody knows how to learn.

'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.'

Romantic Painter