Learner At Heart Mugs

Maria Montessori

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

"I'm still pre-literate."

Hanging off every word...

Super Student

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

Education and Apprenticeships

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'Dad taught me how to tie my shoes, and I taught him how to program the computer.'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

"Why don't you try learning from your own mistakes?"

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'

"No, it's twist and THEN turn."

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

"You have to give the younger colleagues the opportunity to fly on their own."

Man with what appears to be cheese on head to other man: 'No, it's actually a sponge. I'm excited about today's motivational seminar and I want to soak it in.'

Academics at the Beach

'What did you learn at university today?'