Learner At Heart Pillows

Maria Montessori

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

"I'm still pre-literate."

Hanging off every word...

Super Student

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

Education and Apprenticeships

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

'Dad taught me how to tie my shoes, and I taught him how to program the computer.'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"Why don't you try learning from your own mistakes?"

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Academics at the Beach

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

Man with what appears to be cheese on head to other man: 'No, it's actually a sponge. I'm excited about today's motivational seminar and I want to soak it in.'

"No, it's twist and THEN turn."

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

'What did you learn at university today?'