Love Lesson Learner Mugs

"Well, that's taught me something I'll never forget!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"In this life son, if you want something, you have to hunt for it."

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

University of Hard Knocks

Moral Values for Dummies

"The fact that you rely on a teleprompter is a good indication that you need to work on your communication skills."

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

'What did you learn at university today?'

Be prepared - Don't jump to confusion.

'It's nice that you've learned to tie your shoes, but you're really too young to quit while you're ahead.'

"Does school really help people with real life?"

He who hesitates is five miles past his exit.

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

"Lately she refers to me as her 'insignificant other'."

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

"Don't think of it as being grounded. Think of it as suffering the consequences of your monumental stupidity."

Advertising makes you crave things you never knew existed.

Doctor looks at books under the genre 'Stuff they never taught you in medical school'.

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'