Love Lesson Learner Gifts

"Well, that's taught me something I'll never forget!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"In this life son, if you want something, you have to hunt for it."

University of Hard Knocks

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

"The fact that you rely on a teleprompter is a good indication that you need to work on your communication skills."

Moral Values for Dummies

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

'What did you learn at university today?'

Be prepared - Don't jump to confusion.

'It's nice that you've learned to tie your shoes, but you're really too young to quit while you're ahead.'

"Does school really help people with real life?"

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

"Don't think of it as being grounded. Think of it as suffering the consequences of your monumental stupidity."

He who hesitates is five miles past his exit.

"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

"Lately she refers to me as her 'insignificant other'."

Advertising makes you crave things you never knew existed.

Doctor looks at books under the genre 'Stuff they never taught you in medical school'.

Chad cheats death – and would live on to lead a very stupid life.

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.