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"You're still pulling back too hard on the bowstring"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

Lost in Admiration

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'I fall in love so fast, so I carry these flowers around all the time...'

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

"You have to give the younger colleagues the opportunity to fly on their own."

"The fact that you rely on a teleprompter is a good indication that you need to work on your communication skills."

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

Valentine's day...The good news is that I don't think it's contagious.

'It's nice that you've learned to tie your shoes, but you're really too young to quit while you're ahead.'

"Lately she refers to me as her 'insignificant other'."

"Yes I do like intelligent women - what a stupid question!"

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

Snake Charmer

Maria Montessori

"My brain can no longer maintain the intense neural activity of infatuation."

'Get up before you embarrass yourself.'

"If you're going to go down that road, be prepared for two-way traffic."

'Sorry I didn't call after our first date. I thought I'd go to college, law aschool and work for awhile to impress you enough so you'd go out with me again.'

"Almost 30 percent of teachers assign extra reading during Hispanic Heritage Month."

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

"A school's purpose is to excite, engage and stimulate its students' minds...or so I'm told."

The trouble with education is everyone knows how to teach, but nobody knows how to learn.

'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.'