Love-struck Humorist Gifts

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

"How barbaric! Females should be wooed by colourful displays, not fighting!"

Tunnel of Like.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

Phoenix

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Barman In Love.

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

'I love you, Howard, but let's not jump to conclusions.'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

Caterpillars in love

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

Dating in 2020

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

'For the last time, Butchie, I love you but I'm not in love with you.'

Homophone Encounter

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'