Romantic Humorists Gifts

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

"They began the beguine, Roger, and you weren't here."

'Not bad, honey. Cloud eight.'

'I like a woman with a curvy figure.'

'Let's get married before the sun comes out.'

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

'I do love you, but anything you say, ever, will be remembered and may be used in evidence against you.'

'Our is NOT a May-December relationship- I'm more like late October, early Novermer.'

"Captain, it looks like there`s a situation developing."

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"How barbaric! Females should be wooed by colourful displays, not fighting!"

Toothbrush Romance

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

Wind Tunnel of Love.

Tunnel of Like.

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

"Honk if you love me!"

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

'I love you, Howard, but let's not jump to conclusions.'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"I lose more girlfriends that way."