Romantic Humorists Pillows

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

"They began the beguine, Roger, and you weren't here."

'Not bad, honey. Cloud eight.'

'I like a woman with a curvy figure.'

'Let's get married before the sun comes out.'

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

'I do love you, but anything you say, ever, will be remembered and may be used in evidence against you.'

'Our is NOT a May-December relationship- I'm more like late October, early Novermer.'

"Captain, it looks like there`s a situation developing."

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Wind Tunnel of Love.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

"How barbaric! Females should be wooed by colourful displays, not fighting!"

Tunnel of Like.

Toothbrush Romance

"Honk if you love me!"

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

'I love you, Howard, but let's not jump to conclusions.'

'How much would you take off for cash?'