Romantics With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

'Yes, Operator, I'm holding.'

Dancing in pyjamas

You're the botanicals in my gin

Robocop and Juliet.

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

Tunnel of Like.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

"How barbaric! Females should be wooed by colourful displays, not fighting!"

"Honk if you love me!"

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

'I love you, Howard, but let's not jump to conclusions.'

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

Dating in 2020

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

'For the last time, Butchie, I love you but I'm not in love with you.'

Homophone Encounter

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."